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20 Hilarious Life Advice Sayings to Get You Through the Day

June 23, 2025

Let’s be honest — life is weird. Sometimes the best way to get through the chaos is with a healthy dose of humor (and maybe snacks). Whether you’re dodging responsibility or just trying to survive adulthood, these funny life lessons are here to help you laugh your way through it.

Here are 20 humorous nuggets of wisdom that are surprisingly relatable and only mildly irresponsible:


1. If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with nonsense.

Because confidence is 80% of success — the rest is creative babbling.

2. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Dark? A little. True? Absolutely.

3. Don’t follow your dreams. Follow your snacks. They know the way.

Snacks never let you down. Dreams might require effort.

4. If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

Boom. Now watching Netflix all day is an accomplishment.

5. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Bonus points if you’ve already mastered the art of the awkward grin.

6. The early bird can have the worm. I’ll take coffee instead.

Honestly, who’s fighting over worms anyway?

7. Common sense is like deodorant — the people who need it most never use it.

Spray generously, folks.

8. Don’t worry if plan A doesn’t work out. There are 25 more letters.

And if we run out? Welcome to Plan 💩.

9. Dance like nobody’s watching. Because they’re not. They’re on their phones.

You’re free. Be weird.

10. Some people graduate with honors. I am just honored to graduate.

A round of applause for all the “barely made it” legends.

11. Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

Their scissors are always hungry.

12. When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who annoy you.

Therapy comes in many forms.

13. Age is just a number. In my case, a really high one.

Wisdom… or just back pain?

14. Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can forget entirely.

Productivity tip of the year.

15. Always give 100% — unless you’re donating blood.

Seriously. There are limits.

16. Behind every successful person is a significant amount of coffee.

And possibly a meltdown or two.

17. Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things.

Words to live by. Or at least avoid awkward situations.

18. Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken… and probably weird.

You might as well be your own flavor of strange.

19. The best things in life are free — and usually come with a catch.

Like “free trials” that auto-renew forever.

20. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

A skill, not a flaw.


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    Final Thoughts

    Life’s tough. Laugh harder. If you smiled at even one of these, mission accomplished. If not — maybe it’s time for a nap (see #20).

    Which one’s your favorite? Drop it in the comments or share your own ridiculous life advice!

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